San Francisco, California

Mission Dive Bar Walk, Crawl and Stumble

with Mel B.

Mel B.

Do you prefer dive bars to martini bars? Nick Cave to Kanye? The smell of urine to the smell of money? Then this tour is for you! Allow me to take you on a vomit-inducing spin of the Mission's famous dive bars, complete with debauchery, repeated stories and drunken friendships! As long as you're still standing, I'm still guiding, and we can drink until the barmaid takes us home. Cheers!

Treat Streat AKA Blind Cat
Mission Bar
Doc's Clock
The Attic
500 Club
Dovre Club
The Phone Booth
Lone Palm

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Mel B.

I am a California native, and took a detour through Portland before ending up back in San Francisco. I'm a devoted Mission-resident, and have spent more time carousing the local dive-bar scene than I care to admit. Also, I'm funny as shit, and tend to find something endearing in every human. Except humans who can bite their toenails with their own mouths. That's just weird. Come drink with me. Mel. Full profile Leave a Review

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