Mel B.

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I am a California native, and took a detour through Portland before ending up back in San Francisco. I'm a devoted Mission-resident, and have spent more time carousing the local dive-bar scene than I care to admit. Also, I'm funny as shit, and tend to find something endearing in every human. Except humans who can bite their toenails with their own mouths. That's just weird.

Come drink with me.